I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth